 Jokes & SMS |
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents. |
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple. |
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hey listen she asked me u r details...so i gave her u r cell number. so she will meet u soon.... her name is smile.... i think she came. |
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Heartbeats are countless .... Spirits are ageless .... Dreams are endless..... Memories are timeless.... A friend like you ....... Shameless!!! |
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New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I don't want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister. |
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Its difficult 2 understand GOD, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives! |
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Court Order !! U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox & Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages. U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE |
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True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy Want True Love? Spend Rs50 BUY A PILLOW |
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A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER" |
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Friedship is just like wine..as it gets older it gets sweter..just like you and me..you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter. |
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We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank? |
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I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out! |
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My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight |
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The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, Whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling. |
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Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered |
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Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship, But I Love One Ship, That Is Your Friend-Ship |
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Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age... |
